What Are The 5 Must Know Dating Profile Red Flags
10/24/2023 12:00:00 AM
Armed with a sprinkle of wit and a dash of skepticism we'll check out the art of spotting those curious red flags that might make you pause and ponder, "Should I leave well alone or prepare for a rendezvous with the eccentric?"
The Selfie Sultan
If their profile is an album of a hundred and one bathroom selfies, proceed with caution. Either they have an uncanny ability to find great lighting in the loo, or they might just be practicing for their own personal photoshoot.
The Groupie Extraordinaire
If every photo is a group shot, and you're left playing a game of "Where's Wally?" just to figure out which one they are, you might be dealing with a secret agent or just someone who's afraid to show their face.
The King or Queen of Exotic Pets
If they're posing with more exotic animals than a David Attenborough special, tread carefully, you could be meeting their pet tarantula on the first date.
The Spelling Sorcerer
If their idea of spelling is more like a failed magic trick, where words disappear or turn into something unrecognizable, you might be in for some linguistic adventures. But if your ;) dyslexic don't worry everythink will wurk out UK!
The Time Traveler
If every photo looks like it was taken in a different decade, you might have a candidate for a time-traveling romance on your hands. Just make sure they're not expecting you to show up in a DeLorean.
In all seriousness, it's important to trust your instincts when it comes to selecting profiles you like the look of. Have fun but stay safe.